My wife asked me, "What starts
with 'F' and ends with 'K'?
I said,
"No it doesn't."
...
Dad jokes, AKA, ugh...I still love you dad

GREETING CARD 
Folded to 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) 
Printed on an uncoated paper stock 
Blank inside to personalize to your heart's content
Includes white envelope